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THE TOP 10 LINES SUBMITTED BY VISITORS:
1) I've got this watch that can
tell me whether or not you're wearing underwear. It says you're not. "But
I am," says the girl. Oh, it must be an hour fast.
2) If we were two squirrels could
I bust a nut in your hole?
3) Was it just me or did I notice
you staring at my erection?
4) Baby, you got a butt like a
biscuit, it needs to be buttered and jammed.
5) Your lips are like wine and
I want to get drunk.
6) Baby, you must be tired cause
you've been running through my mind all night.
7) That's a nice dress. Can I talk
you out of it?
8) Nice shoes. Want to fuck?
9) Hi, My name is (your name).
What's yours? Well, do you have any plans for tonight? I was thinking you
can come back to my place and we could get to know each other better. Then
you could put your tits in my mouth and my cock in your pussy. Now let's
go FUCK.
10) Your pants are like a mirror.
I can see myself in them. |